Using Characters from: Right Kind of Wrong, Progeny,
Bloody Moon and Lost Recollection and the fic which doesn’t have a name yet…
also random characters (only two names) I made to fill in spaces
DO NOT READ UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
Loony minds incorporated is proud to present:
Thirteen Days of Christmas RKOW Universe Style
By: Kyo
E-mail: Ice_kyouketsu@hotmail.com
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Kyo: take it away
GaEc: *turns on music and starts singing*
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
THIRTEEN VELASSI MAKING OUT
Kain: *curls up next the fire*
Soryo: *cuddles him*
Alexandru: *embarrassed by his parents*
Adrian: *doesn’t care and is nibbling on his neck*
Shido: >.> don’t you start!
Cain: *ignores him and licks his neck*
Arean: *staring round confused* I thought Kyo killed me off?
Shiryn: *just as confused but hugging Arean anyway*
Renzo: *growls*
Este: *giggles as Renzo slides his hand under his shirt*
Deikan: *wondering where his mate is*
Greyan: *sneaking up behind Deikan*
Miron: *dead… cause we don’t like him*
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
TWELVE RIPPED SHIRTS
*Various noises*
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, My strange mind made me see:
ELEVEN INTACT PANTS
Shido: That’s the fifth pair!! >.<;
On the Tenth day of Christmas, My strange mind made me see:
TEN COUNCIL ELDERS
Elders: *playing cards and ignoring everyone*
On the ninth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
NINE BLOODY HAND PRINTS
Kyo: *blinks at the walls*
Cayle: *points at Dorian*
Dorian: *points at Cayle*
On the Eighth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
EIGHT WEAPONS
Kyo: *takes inventory*
Greyan’s whip- leather with steel wire reinforcing
Cain’s whip- blood
Shido’s sword- blood
Arean’s sword- blood
Este’s bow- blood
Renzo’z axe- blood
Shiryn’s knives- blood
Kain’s threads ‘o’ doom -blood
Sladyn’s poison-……… no comment
On the seventh day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
SEVEN HAIR COMBS
Hair combs: *gleam evilly*
On the Sixth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
SIX FATHERS
Shido and Kain: *discussing their mates*
(Cain and Soryo: *sneeze*)
Arean and Este: *playing chess*
Adrian: *listening to Sladyn*
Sladyn: *telling Adrian about all the embarrassing moments during Este’s
childhood*
On the Fifth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
FIIIIIIIVE DEAAAAAD THINGS!!!!
Various nightbreed: *wave shyly*
(Please note the Santa hats and pieces of holly)
On the Fourth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
FOUR VELASSI CHILDREN
Cayle and Dorian: *fighting*
Lyn: *watching his cousins with interest*
## Music stops and Riho runs in (icky) ##
Riho: where’s the fourth child?
Kyo: *points at Shido’s stomach*
Riho: Mr… Mr Shido? *faints*
Kyo ‘n’ GaEc: *sit on her* Continue!
On the Third day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
.....TRIPLETS!!
Sladyn: *glares at his mate* I blame your genes
Lillith: ????
Cayle: don’t look at me… I’m dead ^.^;
Amaris: *looks at everyone with his scary eyes*
On the Second day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:
TWO SIRES (time travel)
Kyo: *giggles at the sight of Set*
Set: *glares* I get to be top next time anything like this happens *is pregnant*
Tahir: *looks very, very smug*
AND ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY DERANGED MIND DID SEE:
A NAMELESS SIRE SITTING IN A TREE!!!
Shido’s Sire: well if someone would name me!
Kyo: *shrug* you’re dead so it doesn’t really matter… so why are you up a
tree?
Shido’s Sire: Cayle’s after my hide for getting him pregnant twice
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