Using Characters from: Right Kind of Wrong, Progeny, Bloody Moon and Lost Recollection and the fic which doesn’t have a name yet… also random characters (only two names) I made to fill in spaces


DO NOT READ UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Loony minds incorporated is proud to present:

Thirteen Days of Christmas RKOW Universe Style
By: Kyo
E-mail: Ice_kyouketsu@hotmail.com


Kyo: take it away

GaEc: *turns on music and starts singing*


On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

THIRTEEN VELASSI MAKING OUT



Kain: *curls up next the fire*

Soryo: *cuddles him*

Alexandru: *embarrassed by his parents*

Adrian: *doesn’t care and is nibbling on his neck*

Shido: >.> don’t you start!

Cain: *ignores him and licks his neck*

Arean: *staring round confused* I thought Kyo killed me off?

Shiryn: *just as confused but hugging Arean anyway*

Renzo: *growls*

Este: *giggles as Renzo slides his hand under his shirt*

Deikan: *wondering where his mate is*

Greyan: *sneaking up behind Deikan*

Miron: *dead… cause we don’t like him*


On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

TWELVE RIPPED SHIRTS



*Various noises*


On the Eleventh day of Christmas, My strange mind made me see:

ELEVEN INTACT PANTS



Shido: That’s the fifth pair!! >.<;


On the Tenth day of Christmas, My strange mind made me see:

TEN COUNCIL ELDERS



Elders: *playing cards and ignoring everyone*


On the ninth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

NINE BLOODY HAND PRINTS



Kyo: *blinks at the walls*

Cayle: *points at Dorian*

Dorian: *points at Cayle*


On the Eighth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

EIGHT WEAPONS



Kyo: *takes inventory*

Greyan’s whip- leather with steel wire reinforcing
Cain’s whip- blood
Shido’s sword- blood
Arean’s sword- blood
Este’s bow- blood
Renzo’z axe- blood
Shiryn’s knives- blood
Kain’s threads ‘o’ doom -blood
Sladyn’s poison-……… no comment


On the seventh day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

SEVEN HAIR COMBS



Hair combs: *gleam evilly*


On the Sixth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

SIX FATHERS



Shido and Kain: *discussing their mates*

(Cain and Soryo: *sneeze*)

Arean and Este: *playing chess*

Adrian: *listening to Sladyn*

Sladyn: *telling Adrian about all the embarrassing moments during Este’s childhood*


On the Fifth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

FIIIIIIIVE DEAAAAAD THINGS!!!!



Various nightbreed: *wave shyly*

(Please note the Santa hats and pieces of holly)


On the Fourth day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

FOUR VELASSI CHILDREN



Cayle and Dorian: *fighting*

Lyn: *watching his cousins with interest*

## Music stops and Riho runs in (icky) ##

Riho: where’s the fourth child?

Kyo: *points at Shido’s stomach*

Riho: Mr… Mr Shido? *faints*

Kyo ‘n’ GaEc: *sit on her* Continue!


On the Third day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

.....TRIPLETS!!



Sladyn: *glares at his mate* I blame your genes

Lillith: ????

Cayle: don’t look at me… I’m dead ^.^;

Amaris: *looks at everyone with his scary eyes*


On the Second day of Christmas, my strange mind made me see:

TWO SIRES (time travel)



Kyo: *giggles at the sight of Set*

Set: *glares* I get to be top next time anything like this happens *is pregnant*

Tahir: *looks very, very smug*


AND ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY DERANGED MIND DID SEE:

A NAMELESS SIRE SITTING IN A TREE!!!



Shido’s Sire: well if someone would name me!

Kyo: *shrug* you’re dead so it doesn’t really matter… so why are you up a tree?

Shido’s Sire: Cayle’s after my hide for getting him pregnant twice